Week 1: Starvation mode: why you must keep up your blood shugas
Week 2: Thermodynamics: Why they dont apply to you
Week 3: PCOS and Hypothyroidism: Why everyone has them
Week 4: Why doctors are stupid and you know better
Week 5: Tumblr as a source of medical knowledge
Week 6: Why thin people dont matter
Week 7: Disney princesses and why they should all be fat
Week 8: How clothing stores are out to get you
Final exam: 1500 word essay on thin privilege.
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
*Gains weight*.. Feels fat.
*Weight is the same*.. Feels fat.
*Loses weight*.. Still feels fat.
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
the greatest scene in all of modern cinema